Inexperienced Glasses | Medic Scribe

November 24, 2020 0 Comments

This week I acquired within the mail, particular glasses I ordered from the again of an outdated comedian ebook.  They permit me to see COVID.  He’s a tiny little inexperienced monster with a coat of suction cups.  He isn’t just one fellow, however a military of tens of millions of little inexperienced monsters.

I sit within the ambulance and watch COVID troopers pour of of the person’s nostril, which retains protruding from his sagging masks.  Different hordes of inexperienced mercenaries slip out from the underside and sides of the masks, even a couple of blow proper via the masks.  A few of them float about within the air like spacemen in zero gravity. Many bounce off my face defend however others discover buy with their suction cups.  They stick with my robe and my hair and my pant legs that are too lengthy for the robe that doesn’t match me. I attempt to not breathe an excessive amount of as I do a 12-lead ECG, and put in an IV giving him fluid to attempt to rehydrate him. The inexperienced males start to build up on the ground and pile up upon one another and the inexperienced man stage rises like a flood, above my boots, and up my pant legs, until I used to be sitting half-buried within the gentle inexperienced little buggers.

After we arrive on the hospital, the gowned EMT opens the again door, and the little inexperienced males tumble out like tens of millions of tiny ping pong balls.  Some float up into the air and I can see their shapes in opposition to the lights of the hospital room, many tales excessive, and I may even see their reflections in opposition to the moon.  

We wait with our affected person in triage together with different stretchers of gowned crews and masked sufferers coughing,  Sufferers on stretchers coughing and sufferers in chairs coughing.  Inexperienced clouds emerge like dragon’s breath. Clouds of COVID civilizations float within the air like blow bubbles from a toddler   Some bubbles bounce off the partitions whereas others burst on contact with sufferers and employees alike.  When it strikes them in simply the fitting spot, there’s a puff of inexperienced and the particular person turns totally inexperienced similar to my affected person.  The COVID civilization bubbles transfer slowly away from those that at the moment are inexperienced in order that they received’t waste their time concentrating on somebody who’s already colonized.

I doff my tools after which head to the EMS room the place none of them put on masks, even those that already inexperienced themselves.  I sit in an armchair with my masks on whereas the massive display screen exhibits a inexperienced man using a bike.

I look within the mirror within the restroom and whereas I’m coated in inexperienced mud, my eyes are nonetheless brown, my tooth boring white. 

At night time, I throw all my inexperienced garments within the washer after which sporting solely my underwear stroll as much as the bed room the place I bathe till the water at my toes not has even a touch of inexperienced.

I’ve a stressed night time.  I dream of little inexperienced males inside me battling with my physique’s pure battalions.  Within the morning I stand in entrance of the mirror with the glasses by the sink.  I’m afraid to place them on.

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